Sarah who? Today’s theme in Alaska has been “All Ted, All the Time.” To be honest, it’s been sort of refreshing to have a break. We needed to cleanse the brain with something completely different – a mental sorbet between courses of Sarah Palin.
Let’s ask the obvious question. “Senator Stevens, what do you have to say for yourself?”
“I am obviously disappointed in the verdict but not surprised given the repeated instances of prosecutorial misconduct in this case. … I will fight this unjust verdict with every ounce of energy I have. I am innocent. This verdict is the result of the unconscionable manner in which the Justice Department lawyers conducted this trial. I ask that Alaskans and my Senate colleagues stand with me as I pursue my rights. I remain a candidate for the United States Senate.”
That was quick, and it’s no surprise. Stevens plans to blame the system, and appeal the verdict. And, yes, he will continue his campaign to retain his Senate seat, and asks for the support of his constituents and fellow Senators.
So (rolling up sleeves) we’ve heard what Ted has to say. What about those national Republican and Senate leaders for whose support he has asked? What do they have to say about their colleague in peril?
“This is a sad but serious day. Sen. Stevens was found guilty by a jury of his peers, and now must face the consequences of those actions. As a result of his conviction, Sen. Stevens will be held accountable so the public trust can be restored.” – Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.
OK. Senate Minority Leader sounds pretty disappointed. “Face the consequences”, “held accountable”…..Sounds like Mitch McConnell is thinking self-preservation and taking a giant step away from the convicted felon. McConnell is running for re-election in a race that’s a little to close for comfort, and can ill-afford the Stevens albatross around his neck.
“This is a sad day for the United States Senate. Ted Stevens served his constituents for over 40 years and I am disappointed to see his career end in disgrace. Sen. Stevens had his day in court and the jury found he violated the public’s trust – as a result he is properly being held accountable. This is a reminder that no one is above the law.” – Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev., chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee.
Well, it’s pretty obvious that the Republican Senate leadership has pretty much thrown Ted under the bus. And it’s not surprising, really. Once the suffix “convicted felon” appears after a politicians name, any continued affiliation with them is pretty much political suicide. Nobody, but NObody in the Republican Party would be foolish enough to snuggle up to Ted Stevens at this point. I mean it would be like holding a big sign that said “I Pal Around With a Convicted Felon!” Right, Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski?
“Given today’s verdict, it’s a sad day indeed for Sen. Stevens and his family as well as for Alaska. Ted Stevens is an honorable, hardworking Alaskan who has served our state well for as long as we have been a state….Ted has asked for Alaskans and his Senate colleagues to stand with him as he pursues his legal rights. He stood with Alaskans for 40 years, and I plan to continue to stand with him.” – Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska.
You guessed right. Murkowski is NOT up for re-election this year. But Rep. Don Young IS.
“I’m deeply disappointed. It surprises me. I don’t think he had a jury of his peers. That’s the way it goes. I’m sure there will be an appeal. If you watched the conduct of the court with the one juror leaving and going out and, of course, the actions of the prosecutors themselves, there definitely will be an appeal, and it will go for a long period of time.” – Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska.
Hit the brakes! What’s this? He didn’t have a jury of his peers? What peers do you mean Rep. Young? All the other members of Alaska’s infamous “Corrupt Bastards Club?” Ohhh… that’s right, they are either in jail, testifying against Stevens, or are actually his offspring. Guess that means he’ll have to settle for some other kind of jury…like the one selected by the attorneys on both sides.
What about that other Alaskan politician that’s been in the news lately? What’s her name, again?
“This is a sad day for Alaska and for Sen. Stevens and his family. The verdict shines a light on the corrupting influence of the big oil service company that was allowed to control too much of our state. … As governor of the state of Alaska, I will carefully monitor this situation and take any appropriate action as needed. In the meantime, I ask the people of Alaska to join me in respecting the workings of our judicial system. I’m confident Sen. Stevens will do what’s right for the people of Alaska.” – Gov. Sarah Palin, R-Alaska.
Interesting. So it’s the corrupting influence of big oil, not the corrupt compliance of politicians. Subtle distinction. It wasn’t Ted’s fault…it was those darn kids he was hanging around with that got him into trouble. Then she tosses some word salad, with meaningless filler croutons. And then “Respecting the workings of our judicial system” sounds good…but is she talking about the verdict we just got, or Ted’s upcoming appeal? And what will Senator Stevens do that is “right for the people of Alaska?” Does that mean step down, or continue to run? In a nutshell, Sarah Palin said absolutely nothing with any substance. How very…..Sarah Palin.
But, after all this, what is the official comment from the Republican Party of the State of Alaska? THE most important Alaskan Republican in the history of the state has just been indicted on seven felony counts. He has been tried by a jury of his peers, in front of the nation. He has been held up to the world as an example of the degradation, rampant greed, and incomprehensible hubris of the Republican Party. Ted Stevens, the longest serving Republican senator in history, once third in line to the Presidency, has been castigated and rebuked by the national Republican Senate leaders. He is the poster boy for how far, long, and hard the Republicans have fallen. What say you, Alaskan Republicans? How do you console and guide your stricken party members who are reeling from betrayal and humiliation. Let’s face it…the last two years have been pretty tough on Alaska Republicans, and now the demi-God of the party has just poured salt in the wounds. I’m sorry Republican Party…I had asked you a question. You were saying?
“We need to continue to support Sen. Stevens. We need to vote for him because a vote for him is a vote for a conservative candidate, a Republican who best represents the interests and beliefs of Alaskans. … We don’t know what happens in the future. But if you don’t want Mark Begich, you vote for Ted Stevens.” – McHugh Pierre, spokesman for the Alaska Republican Party.
You heard it here, kids. The Alaskan Republican Party has just reaffirmed their endorsement of, and told you to vote for A CONVICTED FELON! You show ’em Alaska Republicans! Hold your head high, walk in to the voting booth with the blessing of your political party, fill in that little oval, and vote with impunity for A CONVICTED FELON! Drive home with a satisfied smile, kiss your spouse, and say, “What did you do today, Honey? I voted for A CONVICTED FELON!” Proudly call your friends and relatives out of state, and tell them how you, and all your buddies in the Republican party, puffed out your chests, and proudly hitched your wagon to the star of an 84-year old CONVICTED FELON! Maybe you should call your local party headquarters and suggest a fundraiser…you could do t-shirts, and hats that say, “I VOTED FOR A CONVICTED FELON!”
Then, put your feet up, and watch the national news, and watch a couple political talk shows, and wonder to yourself, “How did Alaska become a laughing stock?”