Palin Friday Frivolity!

12 09 2008

Once in a while, in the middle of all this insanity, we all just need to sit back and have a good laugh. I’ve been compulsively chuckling over this one for the last 10 minutes.

We know that Sarah and Todd Palin like to name their children with sports/Alaskan theme names.

Track, who was born in Track and Field season.

Bristol, after Bristol Bay.

Willow, after the town north of Wasilla, or the Willow Ptarmigan (Alaska State Bird).

Piper Indy, after the Piper Cub airplane, and the Polaris Indy snowmachine (snowmobile for you ‘outsiders’). And an interesting quote from Palin has her saying Indy could also refer to “Independence”…. Hmmm.

Trig Paxson, after the town of Paxson, north of Wasilla.

So haven’t you ever wondered what your name would be if the fates had made Sarah and Todd Palin your parents? Now you can find out.

Behold the Palin baby name generator! Just type your name and find your Palin name instantly.

Get ready! Find YOUR Palin name HERE!

Have fun, and I’ll check in later.

Sincerely,

Engine Nighthawk Palin


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12 09 2008
Regi

Grill Igloo !! And then when I tried Grill Igloo I got Chisel Dustup ! They get crazier and crazier, fun !

12 09 2008
galwhohashadenough!

Mine is: Slap Spear Palin! Whoo hoo…LOL

12 09 2008
NY911Witness

Stick Freedom!

I think her next child should be Trooper, or Bridge.
Or maybe Ban…oh wait I know! Pipeline!

12 09 2008
Chicago

Interesting change to the ‘porn/stripper name game’!

12 09 2008
clark

Scat Dubya Palin
nice going, a-hole! you ruined my friday!
: [

12 09 2008
Laurie

lol…I would be Timber Challenger Palin. lucky me

12 09 2008
Rhett O'Rical

blaster commando palin!

cool! maybe i can be the next governor of california!

12 09 2008
Jeri

trooper gate palin woo! hoo! yea!!!!!!!!!

12 09 2008
Ky

Skein Chug Palin! Aw, the sound of geese is one of my favorite things!

12 09 2008
swineprincess

Hi, I’m Stag Tonnage Palin and this is my husband, Guzzle Red Palin.

Gladtameetcha

12 09 2008
Oklad

I didn’t use the generator but chose my own..

All the best. Love your blog.
..

Drunken Fumble In The back Seat Palin.
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12 09 2008
Ky

Haha! When you type in Sarah, you get “Claw Washout”.😄

12 09 2008
Raingods

Buster Taint Palin

I think I’m gonne be ill now😛

12 09 2008
iona

Can Lightning !!

I like my name. Look up in the sky – is it a verb, is it a noun?

Excuse me, can you “do lightning?”

Yes I can!

off to work, good day mudflattians

12 09 2008
JudiB

Ladel Torque?? What is that???? Like a soup ladel and how much uplift to an engine????

12 09 2008
Angie

My name would be: Revolver Trooper Palin but I prefer Revolt Palin for short.

12 09 2008
Arn

Oh my god, my name is Steak Leather Palin. It’s time to throw out my boots and stick to seafood.

12 09 2008
ReneND

hmm- Speck Backfire Palin.

12 09 2008
Raingods

I need to stay away from this topic while I’m at work, I’m laughinf way too much!

12 09 2008
Beans Harpoon Palin

Mine is not so cool…

12 09 2008
White Agate

Taupe Armageddon! There you go!

12 09 2008
JudiB

My husband is Tarp Lazer Palin…ha ha!

12 09 2008
lonewolf

ROFLOL!!! I’d be:

Luger Otter Palin

Luger .. isn’t that a gun???? Ooops!!

If I use my ‘lonewolf,’ that becomes:

Wood Corps Palin

Gawd, this is fun!!!!

12 09 2008
kylehobbs

Hump Gizzards Palin… that’s rich!

12 09 2008
Political Amazon

COMMANDO COALFIRE PALIN

But the idea of being born to that woman is repugnant beyond words. In addition, I would never do anything with OxyContin, so I would not make a very good Palin teenager.

12 09 2008
sandysays1

Nice political blog – but humor??

12 09 2008
kem

Buster Taint Palin, that is me!!! OH, that is a good one for a Friday. How about this one: BUST PALIN!!! hehehheee

12 09 2008
mde

sandysays1 (11:25:08) :

It’s been a long two weeks. We need this.

–Knife Pile Palin

12 09 2008
Political Amazon

[[Scat Dubya Palin
nice going, a-hole! you ruined my friday!]]

Clarke, they gave you a mean name. “Bush Jr Shit” just ain’t right for a name. I’d demand my money back, if I was you.

12 09 2008
Political Amazon

[[ think her next child should be Trooper, or Bridge.
Or maybe Ban…oh wait I know! Pipeline!]]

I think “Affair Floozy” would be a good’er.

12 09 2008
Political Amazon

[[Buster Taint Palin, that is me!!! OH, that is a good one for a Friday. How about this one: BUST PALIN!!! hehehheee]]

Or “Busted Taint Palin.” Considering the alternative meaning for “taint,” and that she was caught in an affair with her husband’s business partner, her “taint” was certainly “busted.”

12 09 2008
Raingods

Hey! I was Buster Taint Palin! Hrmph….😛

12 09 2008
Brian

Clip Dragon Palin here, folks. Good to meet y’all!

12 09 2008
Spaz

Stephen = Knife Pile Palin

NOICE!

12 09 2008
Lizzie

Sounds like they name the kids after the places where they were conceived. The new baby might be named Wasilla Hockeyrink Johnson.

(I know, I know. Mean. But then, I could’ve said something about locker rooms or worse. Sigh.)

12 09 2008
Pursang

From the wilds of Maryland I am now and forever, Slap Spear Palin.

Love the blog btw!

12 09 2008
Bonsai-Jay

Still Hardrock Palin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LOL

12 09 2008
jimstaro

MOJO:

Sarah Palin’s Wasilla Emails: Did She Violate State Law?

And there UpDate at the bottom:

UPDATE: In 2004, the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman published a story reporting that anonymous letters had been sent to the Alaska Public Offices Commission and several media outlets alleging that Palin had used her city e-mail account for campaign-related work, had held campaign-related meetings in her office, and had used her office telephone for calls regarding her campaign for lieutenant governor. The complaint cited the email she had sent to the Alaska Outdoor Council. Palin told the newspaper that this one particular email had been an isolated event. She blamed Randy Ruedrich supporters for launching an unfair attack on her; Ruedrich denied any knowledge of the letters. An APOC official stated at the time that the commission would not investigate the complaint because it was anonymous.

12 09 2008
Sarah in CA

Crust Scramble Palin!

Wahoo!

Some others:

John McCain = Steam Fangs Palin
Sarah Palin = Flack Gobbler Palin
George Bush = Open Aircraft Palin
Richard Cheney = Steam Fangs Palin (same as McCain! heh)
Condi Rice = Smoke Strapon Palin (ew)
Karl Rove = Ladel Torque Palin
Alberto Gonzales = Beans Harpoon Palin

12 09 2008
Lizzie

Basking in our Friday afternoon group joy of lex.

12 09 2008
Mainiac

I am proud to announce that I am Julianne no longer.
I am now….taaaadaaa…..Buster Taint.
Thank you….thank you very much!

12 09 2008
ocliberal

Mullet Troll Palin – Sarah Louise’s real name…

That was fun.

Signed:

Torpedo Vindicator

12 09 2008
Suchanut

Just call me Strike Chipper Palin!

12 09 2008
jimstaro

OK I Need An Alaskan To explain This Name:

Crank Widow Palin

And that’s for ‘James’!!

12 09 2008
Lizzie

BTW….posted this a couple of threads back when I missed the AKM bus…

Sound familiar?

• Glibness and Superficial Charm

• Manipulative and Conning: They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

• Grandiose Sense of Self: Feels entitled to certain things as “their right.”

• Pathological Lying: Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Profile of a Sociopath from http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

12 09 2008
PJ

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/12/122359/661/796/596201

Palin knew about billing the victims for rape kits.

12 09 2008
Erin

AWRP Rally Sign Contest!

Leave a comment on my blog about what slogan I should put on a rally sign for Saturday’s Alaskan Women Reject Palin rally. If it’s the most interesting/creative, I’ll make it and bring it to the event. You never know, you might see it on the national news.

http://www.mamadance.wordpress.org

12 09 2008
Gina

I am Trowel Ogre, married to Rankle Highway. We are the proud parents of Sack Panther (loves his name) , Slicer Mission, Mullet Troll, and Pie Gallon (not so much)!

Thanks for injecting a little levity – we sure could use it.

12 09 2008
Mainiac

Hey…I’m seeing “Buster Taint” 3 times!!
Does that mean we’re triplets????!!!!

12 09 2008
kellyq

Comma Liberty Palin. Love it (I was a journalism major, it’s actually quite fitting).

12 09 2008
Erin

I just typed in Sarah Louise and this is what I got:

Sarah Louise, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Mullet Troll Palin

Who knows, Mullet Troll Palin you just might be president one day!

Awesome.

12 09 2008
Raingods

We must be triplets!

12 09 2008
rachel

Hose Hotrod Palin. I feel like a member of the family already.

12 09 2008
Kathy

Allow me to introduce, or reinvent myself: Rake Trinket Palin. But I like to go by my middle name, so sign me: R. Trinket Palin.

And if I could see the Grand Canyon from here, I’d be Ranger R. Trinket Palin!

12 09 2008
Raingods

If I add my middle initial I become Recoil Mush Palin. I’ll stick with Buster Taint.

12 09 2008
Matthew Rettenmund

Not to try to grab hits, but I just encountered John McCain and Cindy! I was coming up W 42nd in NYC and their motorcade stopped right next to me. For all of you (or most of you) and for around 46-51% of the country, I made sure John was watching and gave him a huge, emphatic thumbs-down. He reacted by waving at me defiantly. It was priceless. Described here, with pic. I felt so relieved that on top of voting against him I could express to him personally what an ass he is.

12 09 2008
12 09 2008
Raingods

Matthew, I would have used a different finger.

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

Lightning Panther Palin………. LOL!!!!

(must be named after my grandpappy, Jerry Springer Clampett Twinkie Palin)

12 09 2008
Harley

You go Matthew !

12 09 2008
Alison

This is brilliant!!!

Let’s see, I would be: Trowel Ogre Palin.

Ummm…I think for that & other reasons, I’m very happy to not be a Palin kid.

By the way, excellent blog. It’s become my go-to source for Alaska news & politics that I never needed until now. Keep up the good work!

12 09 2008
From England

Spoon Archer Palin here! Oh what fun we’ve had:)

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

john mccain: STEAM FANGS PALIN!!!!

i’ll bet his fangs were steamin’ last night…

12 09 2008
Harley

loved ” her next child should be trooper or bridge ”

still laughing

12 09 2008
Harley

Harley<<<<<<<<<takes a crash course in piloting the space shuttle

Yo Pinocchio! I got ya beat!

12 09 2008
Cassie

Todd subpoenaed!!

http://www.adn.com/palin/story/524038.html

Wonder who will be coaching him on what talking points to use or avoid.

Looks like the CCain Cavalry arrived just in time.

12 09 2008
Snoskred

Yes, this humor was much needed, thanks Engine Nighthawk Palin!

Yours sincerely,
Turbine Yukon Palin

(hey, maybe we’re related! Engine? Turbine?🙂 )

12 09 2008
deb in oregon

I would be Nixon Hailfire….. guess i’m on my way to corruption and the white house yee ha

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

the interview reminds me of a bumper sticker seen in dc-

“Yee-ha is NOT a foreign policy”

12 09 2008
kate

I’m dust chinstrap & my husband is meat notgay[well of course not, he’d be an Alaskan man’s man!]

12 09 2008
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12 09 2008
Dotcommom

T.G.I.F. from Khaki Salmon Palin!

12 09 2008
From England

BTW, does anyone else feel like I do? I feel like today the tide is turning….there seems to be a shift in the way the MSM is reporting the election. More negative towards Mcpalin.

And you know what those MSM folks are like….Lemmings……where one goes, the rest tend to follow.

Hope?

12 09 2008
Erin

Crap. I typed my own blog address wrong. It’s mamadance.wordpress.com if you’d like to leave a comment for the AWRP Sign Slogan Contest.

No wonder my Palin name is Bomb Locamotive.

12 09 2008
Emma

Hmm…not sure if i could go through life with the name Package Wichita Palin. Especially married to Krinkle Bearcat Palin…yikes!

Oh, and if John Sidney McCain joined the Palin clan he’d be known as Bash Budweiser Palin.

12 09 2008
fredrik

Rust Mustang Palin

12 09 2008
Ennealogic

OMG — I’d be “Pump Bust Palin” ….!?!!!

12 09 2008
arkangel3

Greetings from Sport Grunt Palin! 😀

12 09 2008
Mil

My real name, Milica, would become:

Commando Coalfire Palin

roflmao

12 09 2008
ReaderInMD

Krinkle Bearcat, here.

In the office we also have a Nixon Hailfire and a Warthog Mustache.

Thanks for the well-needed laughs on a Friday p.m.

12 09 2008
Rake Trinket

Yeah, that’s me…

12 09 2008
MinNJ

Moose Roadster here. Call me ‘Moose’ for short. Glad to meet ‘cha all. Do not say my car ain’t cool…grrrr, brrrr.

12 09 2008
Susan in PA

Okay;, Goalie Sanka here (Sanka?? Can’t I be Folgers or something?). . .

12 09 2008
catlnn

Another Taupe Armageddon Palin here. Geez.

12 09 2008
MinNJ

LOL; how fierce, Milica!

12 09 2008
barbara

what about

Kick Omaba Ass Palin

12 09 2008
yellowdogD

Drill Swollen Palin.
Does this mean I am the illegitimate spawn of Sarah and her dentist?

12 09 2008
Granny in Dallas

How about Porcine Revlon Palin?

12 09 2008
MinNJ

@ Barbara
Not so much. (see Columbia University by PBS)

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

howbout: Kick Yer Sorry Ass Back To Alaska Palin

i heard that the secret service codenames (for real) are
her: Dinali
him: Driller

12 09 2008
barbara

drill obama palin

12 09 2008
MinNJ

@yellowdogD
Yes, I believe you are. (Isn’t this fun?)

12 09 2008
barbara

kickass palin

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

minNJ- is the CU forum on pbs?

12 09 2008
RedwoodMan

barbara, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Halter Grasshopper Palin

We’ll just call you HALT for short.

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

seems Troll Wingnut Palin has arrived

12 09 2008
Lizzie

Ooops! Another Hollywood celeb down. Mangle Blue Palin (aka Pamela A.) doesn’t like her!

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24333997-5006003,00.html

12 09 2008
strugglingwriter

Scat Dubya Palin? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

12 09 2008
RedwoodMan

Well said Laughing No More…

12 09 2008
barbara

It is funny how scared you are of her and her family.

You little american Idol is going down

12 09 2008
Bang Walmart Palin

My name is Bang Walmart Palin. I love it!

12 09 2008
MinNJ

@laughing no longer
It was on PBS last night here in the greater NYC area. Might be on their website, PBS.org for streaming. He was brilliant, as usual.

12 09 2008
RedwoodMan

Don’t go away mad barbara… Just go away… Please…

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

Barack Obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Tarp Lazer Palin

Who knows, Tarp Lazer Palin you just might be president one day!

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

lazer sharp, and tarp lifted…

12 09 2008
Nebraska Native

Froth Moonshine Palin here🙂

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

redwood- yesss! door hitting wingnut on way out….

min- i saw most of it, he rocked. and howbout that big LIONS welcome : )

12 09 2008
AnneinWA

Recoil Mush Palin checkin’ in! Thanks AKM for the lighthearted fun!

12 09 2008
joy - fl

Stoppage Lead Palin – whoa

12 09 2008
MinNJ

Columbia, one of the gems of our east coast nation, rose to greet him. It was wonderful, and he just blew McCain outta’ the water. So focused and prepared. He just blows me away in intelligence and knowledge and persistence. I have a chronic illness, but he gets me alive whenever I hear him (he was great on Letterman, too…she would be the lipstick, logically.)

12 09 2008
Celeste

Don’t forget Trig’s second-to-last name is Van, resulting in Van Palin. This is a tribute to Van Halen.

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

min- when mcshame was leaving and the crowd was roaring, i almost felt sorry for him, his confused sort of body language. but, in light of the kind of campaign he’s running, i have lost all respect.
after what the bushies did in 2000 to him, and the way he has sucked up ever since, year by year, a guy we thought was an ok republican became just a big loser part hack. and he was more independent minded. oh well, my republican friends are all (xept 1) voting obama.

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

sorry — party hack

12 09 2008
John Henry

Stick Freedom Palin.😉

12 09 2008
Pat

Block Lional Palin? where the hell did that come from?
Not making me laugh!

12 09 2008
antsy

Comma Liberty Palin — not sure what that means🙂

12 09 2008
RedwoodMan

Here is a link for the Columbia University Service Nation forums with Obama and McCain yesterday: It’s about 90 minutes, though…

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=70581349709911464&ei=Yd3KSJiCDpHqqAOH3pS4Ag&q=columbia+university+obama+mccain++ServiceNation

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

thanks, redwood..
your friend,
lightning panther palin

12 09 2008
Pin In A Poke Palin

mommy?
where are you?

12 09 2008
Pig In A Poke Palin

oops

12 09 2008
MinNJ

@laughing no longer
I know what you’re saying. But what was, happened. Agreed it was Obama’s alma mater. What Obama spoke to was just to the point and avoided nothing. And, of course, it was his service and understanding of community service that they were applauding at the end. ‘Lovely to see and gorgeous to behold.’ (from Miss America Pageants.)

12 09 2008
ds55

Plank Castle Palin. ::sigh::

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

min- yes, what i saw of it was great.
all I could think of… I want him for my president

and after denigrating community organizers, john mcsame dishrag palin had to go and talk about service!

12 09 2008
Stacie B

if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: Halter Grasshopper Palin

If I were born to Sarah Palin, I would probably have shot myself by now…given her parenting skills…ugh!

12 09 2008
Intrigued

“Loin Falcon Palin.” Loin falcon? Is that like some kind of kinky — oh, never mind!

I encourage EVERYONE reading this to pick up this week’s National Enquirer. They have about 4 or 5 pages with color photos devoted to the wacko, replete with quotes from inside sources. Drug abuse, extramartial affair, shotgun wedding, her own premartial pregnancy — it’s all in there!!

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

i wonder if the folks in wasilla feel bad for Levi Johnston Tool Palin?

12 09 2008
Intrigued

Question for you, Barbara: Do you consider yourself to be a conservative?

12 09 2008
judi

Had I had the misfortune of being a child of Sarah my name would be Mustache Warthog Palin

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

did anyone see the view today? i just heard about it

12 09 2008
Mollys Mum

I am Shot Corrugated Palin. Move aside, Sarah, and hand me the whatever-gun-you-have-on-hand, I’m EXPERIENCED, I’m sure I fired something sometime over the last 56 years. A cap gun maybe?

Oh, and I will be backed up by my faithful hubby, Drill Swollen Palin. I could have told you THAT. (heheheh).

Cheering me on from the wings will be my charming children, Mangle Blue Palin (probably on some kind of trendy new sensory-enhancing pharmaceutical) and Buster Taint Palin (you f*ck withme, I’ll break your paintbrush).

Family life, ain’t it swell? 🙂

12 09 2008
RedwoodMan

I see where you are going, Intrigued, but I hope you’re not throwing gasoline on the fire. Sometimes it’s best to let sleeping pigs, I meant dogs, “lie”…

12 09 2008
Chicago

My name ROCKS!

Flag Cobra Palin

12 09 2008
MinNJ

@ laughing

Same here. I have not lost the high from the convention, and his brilliance there was just amazing. sigh He can actually speak English well!!!

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

molly’s mum, lol. 1st dude….

12 09 2008
Ana Gama

Please read this post from Andrew Sullivan. It has a lot of merit!

Are The Netroots Being Played By Rove?
12 Sep 2008 05:37 pm

One reader thinks so:

I just wanted to say thank you so much for being the only blogger (aside from Al Giordano) who gets it. While the rest of the blogosphere (especially the liberal bloggers) lose their heads you are an island of common sense. Patience and Steel. Yes, yes. yes.

It also occurs to me that in a way McCain and Rove have actually simply taken over the liberal blogosphere in some way. They are being played.

Just a few examples—yesterday Obama gave a fantastic interview at the Service Forum. Did the liberal blogs even cover this? No.

He gave a great speech on the trail. Are his town halls even posted or excerpted? No.
The liberal bloggers have become McCain central. They make people click on his ads, make the world spin around him instead of focusing on our candidate and what he is trying to do. There is ZERO coverage of what Obama is actually doing every day talking tough on the issues. There is ZERO coverage of Biden (who is on the trail but the blogs don’t seem to care or cover him unless he is doing what they think he should be doing. Sadly AFP did cover him this week and people seemed to be too busy saying he was not doing anything to include the link with his forceful comments against McCain. The one time the blogs linked to Biden—when the MSM tried to make a big deal out his answer to a question that made Hillary look bad and he defended her. That was it).

McCain and crew realized early this cycle that they did not have a visible internet presence. So what did they do? They took over the liberal presence, they are manipulating the leading liberal blogs , just as they manipulate the MSM. All to their own advantage. And the blogs have all fallen for this hook, line and sinker. Does no one realize this?

They are all being played.

And Obama, god bless him, he gets it. As does his team. while everyone whines he keeps at it every day with much much class and like a laser focused on the issues. The problem is not Obama, is that no one wants to follow his lead. Instead they are following McCain-Rove and they don’t even know it.

12 09 2008
2ebbandflow

Have total mercy on me, please!

If I were born to (cough ~ cough) the Palin’s:

Creation Schwarzkopf Palin

I’ll trade any of the “Scats” for this middle name!

12 09 2008
Strike Chipper

Strike Chipper Palin.
It seems that the algorithm randomly selects a name for you – but remembers its selection so if you type it in again it gives the same name.

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

min-
i’m not so into typing or paraphrasing, but here goes…
i saw zbigniew brezinski (?) at c.u. in the spring, and he was brilliant for over an hour. but the jist was how critical this election is. we have a choice as americans. we can keep our way of life, and we will be fully complicit in sending our kids overseas, all around the world making sure we have all the things we need to live in our abundantly appointed gated-community called the u.s. OR, we can choose to tackle the problem of production/consumption imbalance, change things a little, innovate to adapt, and tell the world we are committed to being part of the world, and then we will be able to travel as americans, and to have proper diplomatic relations with other peaceful countries based on respect. he said its a crossroads in our international relations, and our election will tell the world our choice.

12 09 2008
Jane

I Love this blog. Excellent writing! I feel the tide turning. We the people are “getting” it.

12 09 2008
lisebabe

My name rocks as well….Charcoal Sniper Palin! Thanks for keeping me sane these past couple of weeks mudflats!

12 09 2008
richie

oh my god, mommy sarah named me Scat Dubya Palin ! scat? how will i show my face in public with a name like scat dubya? i’m thinking this name generator is not legit and most probably SEXIST, but i wont blink…

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

Ana Gama (13:49:12) :
at first, a very heavy thought. yes, it has merit.
but without us, the force-feeding of mooselini would be worse, I think. the journalists are lazy, and we are helping them. we are numerous, and talking to people in wasilla etc (big shout out to my new alaska pals)
but, that said, lets get busy! lets start sending all these great ones, marked, “he was right on today,” and so forth..
what say you?

12 09 2008
Barb from Illinois

Quarter Granite …. I would be in therapy for quite a few years if my Mother named me that.

12 09 2008
MinNJ

I, personally, have just recently become informed about John McCain’s vice presidental choice. I had a cursory knowledge until 14 days ago. Through information and research, I now know who this person is and her history of governmental decisions. I don’t apologize for forming my opinion based on fact. This is an election, and a very important one. I’m fighting for the person who I believe is the best qualified for the position, and that is not she. I trust Joseph Biden as much as trust anyone, in default, to be President. She doesn’t even qualify, IMO, on her factual grasp , nor on her background in government, nor on her education. No way, no how, no McCain/Palin.

12 09 2008
marksmyword

I’m Speck Backfire Palin!!

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

joe biden rocks!

12 09 2008
HamletsMill

Matthew Rettenmund (11:53:17) :

WOW!

12 09 2008
DemsAreNotAfraid

Strangle Thicket Palin

*lol* I actually like it!🙂 It describes my feelings towards SP completely.

12 09 2008
YupYupGoose

Mustache Warthog Palin reporting in. Ugh. Glad I’m not really a Palin. The kids at school would have teased me mercilessly about my mustache.

Sarah Palin is a dumb ass. That’s all I know today.

12 09 2008
HamletsMill

Rot Pipeline Palin for me. I like it.

12 09 2008
Laughing No Longer...

if you haven’t seen this video, or seen it recently, it will (re)inspire!

YES WE CAN

12 09 2008
Political Amazon

[[barbara, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Halter Grasshopper Palin

We’ll just call you HALT for short.]]

You know, “Grasshopper” could be easily changed to “Ass Groper.”

12 09 2008
Memphis, NY

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All you have to do is send 10 stamped post cards from your state or counrty in support of OBAMA

These will be sent to voters in Ohio

Can you imagine a voter in Ohio receiving a beautiful postcard of Alaska in support of Obama

12 09 2008
Political Amazon

[[I encourage EVERYONE reading this to pick up this week’s National Enquirer. They have about 4 or 5 pages with color photos devoted to the wacko, replete with quotes from inside sources. Drug abuse, extramartial affair, shotgun wedding, her own premartial pregnancy — it’s all in there!!]]

None of my local grocery stores got the new NE from the vendor. They got new Globes and the rest of the trash magazines, but not NE.

Oh the joy of living in a consevative area.

12 09 2008
Let'sGetReal

Mine would be: Faulter Locust Palin….WTF

12 09 2008
HamletsMill

MinNJ (12:35:50) :

Moose Roadster here. Call me ‘Moose’ for short. Glad to meet ‘cha all. Do not say my car ain’t cool…grrrr, brrrr.
———————–

I misread your post. I read it “Moose Rooster”. I thought, well, THAT is the best name yet! But now I see it was “Moose Roadster”. So I am going to coin a new term here. A new description of a flash in the pan that is doomed to go out real fast as in looking at someone’s new designer shoes (or their pick for Vice president of the United States) and saying “Oh that’s sooooo Moose Rooster.”

I like it. And i must say this Blog is so *NOT* MOOSE ROOSTER! We are going to be here for a long time. And AKM has a future well beyond November 4th, 2008.

We are all here now Mudflatians!

Now to celebrate this new term:

12 09 2008
particlesofspirit

Fog Piles Palin

12 09 2008
"Buster Taint Palin"

I kid you not.

12 09 2008
Dee

Love this blog. Gives me reason to smile. You are doing a great job giving us information found no where else. Much appreciated here in Pennsylvania. Just call me Torpedo Palin.

12 09 2008
DownInMississippi

Jeep Pike here.

I cannot even catch up anymore–work has so gotten in the way of my mudflats.

And, mudflats, I still love you and still think you deserve a Pulitzer; however, I have to go now and spend a little time with my fiance, Clamp Noodle.

Hopefully this weekend I will be able to spend some time on really important things like determing the names of my friends in Palinese. (Best friend = Bang WalMart Palin.)

12 09 2008
DesertRat

Khaki Salmon Palin

12 09 2008
JenaGG

Can Lightning Palin

12 09 2008
Elsewhere: Palin's Earmarks, Giuliani's Behavior, Paterson on Moynihan Station | The New York Observer

[…] Alaskan blogger explains where Palin’s children names come […]

12 09 2008
AK49

Copper Catfish Palin ……gotta go make the daily bread. Hasta, All

12 09 2008
AK49

BTW, can anyone tell me how to personalize the icon next to my screen name?
You’ll need to create an account in WordPress. Then you can upload an avatar. AKM

12 09 2008
DownInMississippi aka Jeep Pike

Just wondering how much space I had here for my name so I could add my Palinese name. If successful, I believe all who comment on mudflats should identify themselves honestly by adding their Palinese name to their regular commenting name.

Hey, I’m not afraid to come clean and sign in with my Palinese name as an aka and neither should you. (Just don’t want you guys to drop your original names because I do feel such a sense of familiarity with all of you and look forward to reading the comments.)

Call this method of signing in as a message of REFORM and ENERGY to mudflats himself! You hear me, Engine Nighthawk? We commentators demand REFORM and ENERGY.

12 09 2008
Olive

Trooper Hellbent Palin

12 09 2008
AK49

No Way–“Trooper Hellbent Palin” you cheated.

12 09 2008
Chicago Sue

Obama is right now giving a town hall (its just started, so tune in for a live stream at:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/live-campaign-coverage

12 09 2008
Irishgirl

Puck Mule Palin!
Ak you are a horror.

12 09 2008
AK49

this is too distracting–gotta go to work, dammit. Hugs to all,
Copper Catfish Palin

12 09 2008
Irishgirl

Oh Ak you have made my night. Got such a giggle out of that. Thank you.

Puck Mule Palin for Obama!

12 09 2008
Aussie Puck Mule

Irishgirl, we have the same name in real life🙂

12 09 2008
DownInMississippi aka Jeep Pike

Mangle Blue for President!

12 09 2008
The Traveling Filipina

OH WOW! I am hard and strong being as I am named Quarter Granite Palin! But why only a Quarter?

12 09 2008
DownInMississippi aka Jeep Pike

Mangle Blue Palin Obama, that is.

12 09 2008
AME

so are there any rules as to how you enter your name?
There’s so many options, it leaves you with a wealth choices:

first and last name was the first thing I typed in: Flex Gunship Palin (ugh)

not liking that, I tried first name only = Plank Castle Palin (huh?)

tried again – first name + middle initial + last name = Recoil Mush Palin
(not bad, but I think someone else already has it)

then first name + middle name +last name = Bang Walmart Palin
(great name, but too common)

first name +maiden name = Chap Poach Palin ( I guess I’ll go with this one )

12 09 2008
Lauren

While we are all getting new Palin names, someone has given her a new nickname…Sarah, the Duchesss of Pork

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/9/9/163036/3186

Sarah, Duchess of Pork
by Johnny Gentle Famous Crooner, Tue Sep 09, 2008 at 04:30:36 PM EST

Over at the Great Orange Satan, The Australian has created one of the best political nicknames I’ve heard recently:
Sarah, Duchess of Pork.

Really sums it up, doesn’t it? Sarah, the Duchess of Pork, who hired a Ted Stevens-linked lobbyist to rake in $27 million in pork for the 6,000-resident town of Wasilla.

Sarah, the Duchess of Pork, who asked for a whopping w$550 million in earmarks in her first year as governor–more than $800 per resident of her state.

Sarah, the Duchess of Pork, who vigorously defended the Bridge to Nowhere, before being forced to abandon it when it became the object of national ridicule and Congress cut out the project.

Sarah, the Duchess of Pork, who, after the Bridge was killed, simply kept the government’s money and used it for other projects.

Take a catchy nickname with pop-culture ties, one that succinctly defines the candidate and works against her so-called strengths, spread it about the liberal blogosphere, and voila–we might have a real meme here. I wouldn’t expect Obama’s people to ever use this. After all, I’m sure Steve Schmidt can find a way to get the media to call it sexist. But we have no such constraints.

Spread the word. Sarah, the Duchess of Pork!

12 09 2008
Kelly

Trig – Todd’s uncle’s name.

12 09 2008
scarlet156

Mine was “Drink Hack Palin”

LOL

12 09 2008
Shoulder Frontier Palin

If you’re not registered to vote yet, you can do so here:
(please forward to everyone you know)

https://www.voteforchange.com/index_obama.php

to donate:

https://donate.barackobama.com/page/contribute/standardvidbottom?source=mainnav

to volunteer:

http://action.barackobama.com/page/s/volunteer/

12 09 2008
Crazy Cat Lady

Yikes! I’m Bash Budweiser Palin! Does this mean I have to give up drinking?

12 09 2008
Crazy Cat Lady

Dear me, if I include my middle as well as first name, I become Crank Widow Palin. And I’ve never even been married!

12 09 2008
Shoulder Frontier Palin

latest National Enquirer here:

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

Wasilla Hockeyrink Palin…
Kick Yer Sorry Ass Back To Alaska Palin…
Troll Wingnut Palin…

BWAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I haven’t had this much fun since..we..EVER!!!

12 09 2008
Shoulder Frontier Palin

latest National Enquirer Palin stuff here:

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

Wasilla Hockeyrink Palin…
Kick Yer Sorry Ass Back To Alaska Palin…
Troll Wingnut Palin…

bwaaa-haaaaaaaa-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I haven’t had this much fun since…well…EVER!!!

12 09 2008
Suzi in Chicago

latest National Enquirer Palin stuff here:

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

12 09 2008
Barbara

I will answer your question!!!

I come from a democrate family but the older I got and listen to both sides I seen a change in the democratic party. I started seeing that they were not for the working people but for the people not working.

My first job high school was a social service office and had to help people fill out forms for food stamps and had to take some of them to the store to make sure they understood what food to buy with their food stamps. She puts 2 big bags of dog food in her cart and I tell her you cant buy dog food with your food stamps. She goes and picks up an arm load of hamburger and puts it in her cart and tells me that her dog loves hamburger.

Then one day a girl in my class comes in with her mother and she tells me she is pregnant and so is her sister. She tells me that in her family the girls have to get pregnant to get checks. She told me her mother and grandmother did this and they were expected to do it too.

Then a woman comes in crying begging the caseworker not to take her check away. I found out she told them she was seperated from her husband but they found out he lived there with her and cut her off. She kept yelling I will throw him out. I couldnt believe she would throw the father of her kids out for a check.

The government has become a big sow — people sucking the government dry. The worse thing we every did was Welfare—The government has taken the place of the father and creating generation and generation of abuse.

The woman buying dog food instead of hamburger–She drove a better car then I did—She had on better clothes then me and my dog doesnt get to eat hamburger.

Feminist fear Palin because she doesnt play the victum.

Feminist try to drill in our heads that you can have it all–knowing damn well that someone is suffering by having it all. Palin is everything that feminist hate in a woman.

smart beauty queen
5 kids and not aborting Triq
she likes working at home so she can be with her kids not dropping them off at a daycare with strangers
Breastfeeds Trig and you know feminist hate that nasty thing

They know that most women are not feminist and just like Palin and it scares them so they have to bring Palin and her family down.

People that are scared of her have to make fun of her and her family.

I just got checks totalling $13,800 deposited in my bank account today from the state of Alaska’s permanent fund dividend account. $4800 came directly because of Sarah Palin this year, in addition to what I usually get. We are the biggest ‘welfare’ state in the country. People move here to get the check. If you tried to take it away, people in Palin’s state would revolt. In addition, Sarah Palin employs a nanny, and her children spend most of their time with her mother so she can work. And I associate proudly with many breast-feeding feminists. Hate to burst your bubble.

12 09 2008
Suzi in Chicago

OK Barbara…we all have our little life experiences. What about the BILLIONS of OUR tax dollars that the current administration has blown on the ILLEGAL invasion of Iraq??? Something that had NOTHING to do with Osama bin Laden, who, if memory serves, was the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. So don’t preach to us about how WE THE PEOPLE drain the government dry.

Why don’t you go back under that rock you crawled out from and leave us alone?

12 09 2008
GuRuth

Just call me Bullet Bodycheck…BB to my friends…lol.

12 09 2008
Barbara

I bet we spend way more on the pig suckers then the Iraq war.

The only reason Obama got to where he got is the 2 people he went against in Illinois both had sex scandels.

Then he went against Billary and people were scared of Bill running around the white house again.

ONly thing Bush did wrong is he didnt know how to fight a war. We should have went into Iraq like Sherman went thru Atlanta.

Obama will get all of us blown off the map so I better get back under my rock.

12 09 2008
Kim Vise Peeper Palin

OK I tried it a few ways my first name only = Pie Gallon Palin Must love pie and icecream

Middle name = Crunk Petrol Palin doesn’t sound good

First and middle = Flag Cobra Palin A flag snake sounds a bit strange to me

Then the name that I go by Kim = Vise Peeper Palin I guess I like looking at vise

12 09 2008
Barbara

Dont say it to loud because there will be more people like you moving to Alaska and sucking like a pig off money you dont deserve.

12 09 2008
Barbara

Hurricane Palin

12 09 2008
Suzi in Chicago

Barbara, THAN the Iraq war, THAN. Not THEN. Why not go wage your little war somewhere else? You’re an idiot.

12 09 2008
Barbara

Vice-President Palin

She will be our next Vice-President and then she will kick Hillary’s ass.

I cant wait!!!!

12 09 2008
Barbara

You can sure dish it out but can’t take it.

You are making fun of a her down syndrome baby!!!

And I’m the idiot!!!

12 09 2008
Barbara

Dont you people see that the Muslims want to kill every liberal one of you.

When we let them take us out do you think we will have the freedoms we have now.

Suzie I bet you will look good under that veil!!!

12 09 2008
whabs

With Love,

Khaki Salmon Palin

12 09 2008
Cynthia Ohio

Claw Washout Palin….wow.

12 09 2008
Suzi in Chicago

Oh Barbara, **YAWN** Take your Palin money and git yerself sum ed-you-cay-shun. Your spelling and punctuation are atrocious. (that means B.A.D.)

buh-BYE

12 09 2008
whabs

@ Suzi

Do you know how hot it is that you know the difference between your and you’re? <>

12 09 2008
Barbara

Barbara…….from another Barbara, one in Pittsburgh, How many Muslims do you personally know? My husband is Syrian and even though he is Christian, we know at least 100 Muslims. They are some of the nicest most patriotic people we know. They are good hard working people who have very strong family values, strong educational values and so on. I take great offense in your racist remark. Labeling an entire religion from the actions of a few, and yes they are a few if you take the terrorists as compared to the millions of Muslims around the world, truly shows us all what a small mind you have!!!!!

Mudflats…..thanks again for a wonderful blog site….I log on several times a day to stay updated.

12 09 2008
HamletsMill aka Rot Pipeline

Goodnight all. Believe it or not I got a ton of stuff done at work today! Plus I really like my new “Palin name”.

12 09 2008
whichferret

Oh and just for the record one of the problems with the Iraq war was that we did go rushing through like people think that Sherman did on his march. Only thing is that we completely destroyed their infrastructure and way of life and Sherman did not actually do that. Even though that is what your grade school text book told you. You were lied to by those books because the post-civil war reconstruction was completely derailed and the south was allowed to revise their side of the story. The confederacy lost, and people fell for silly lies about the north just trying to come in and take over instead of trying to help them. Sound at all familiar? Really I am so tired of watching history repeat itself again and again and again. It is dizzing

12 09 2008
peewee

crop shooner i can live with, but my kid would have been Sarah’s

Meat notgay Palin

13 09 2008
phnxrising

Beretta Hockey! No kidding?!?!

Boy that gives new meaning to “She shoots, she scores”! 🙂

13 09 2008
BristolTrigsMum

I’m actually hoping Sarah Palin names her sixth baby “Wasilla” (if female) or “Diomede” (if male).
What? You don’t think she’ll get pregnant again as Vice President like she did while serving as governor?

13 09 2008
Nebraska Native AKA Froth Moonshine Palin

Entertained my coworkers late Friday afternoon with the Palin name generator! Great way to end a crappy week! Thanks for that!

13 09 2008
wait. what?

Hi siblings from Gravel Blood Palin. My sister, a republican, is Thump Hummer Palin. Now that says it all.

13 09 2008
Teresa

Thanks for the Friday frivolity … last night I went to bed Teresa, this morning I woke up as Taupe Armageddon Palin

Yikes!

13 09 2008
Grant

If John McCain was born to Sarah Palin his name would be Steam Fangs Palin.

13 09 2008
Mustache Warthog Palin Here - Palin, Sarah! | Sarah Palin - Sharpy News

[…] Alaskan blog, Mudflats had a fun post last night, Palin Friday Frivolity! which was devoted to the question, “What would your name be if you were born to Todd and […]

13 09 2008
DG

reminds me of Cletus’ family from The Simpsons

14 09 2008
Ken

You are, for the first time meeting Cheney Wlfhound

15 09 2008
Dana Hunter

Muchos gracias! I needed the laugh. Feel free to drop by the Loin Falcon for a drink with Clamp Noodle and the gang sometime. You’ve earned a refreshing shot of Claw Washout for all your hard work – unless, of course, you prefer a delicious Chevy General instead.

Love,
Chin Trout Palin

15 09 2008
Mustache Warthog Palin Here! | Politics - Sharpy News

[…] Alaskan blog, Mudflats had a fun post last night, Palin Friday Frivolity! which was devoted to the question, “What would your name be if you were born to Todd and […]

15 09 2008
Caroline

Hi from Log Justice Palin. Wasn’t really impressed with that, so I tried my girlfriend’s name. I’d like to introduce you to Meat Notgay Palin. Too funny, since she is gay (but she does like red meat, so I guess it was half right).

15 09 2008
Deb

I would be Plank Castle Palin
one board short of a full house! ROFLMAO!

16 09 2008
The Messenger

I am in Wisconsin and I know how to deal with Minnesota. You can l see them from here. Your little twit is wearing America down.

16 09 2008
r.b.

get a life. WHY DON’T YOU CHECK OUT THE POLITICAL HACK oBAMA FROM CHICAGO. A PRO0DUCT OF THE CHICAGO POLITICAL MACHINE.

16 09 2008
Sharon

Knife Pile Palin! Better watch out…..

17 09 2008
Mustache Warthog Palin

My real name is Emily, my Palin name is Mustache Warthog Palin. I kid you not xD

17 09 2008
Cheney Wolfhound Palin

it’s a keeper – Cheney Wolfhound Palin

now if we could just figure out how to feed Dr Dark himself to the wolfhounds….




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