Friday’s annual financial disclosure from Ted Stevens and Lisa Murkowski revealed a few goodies. Uncle Ted has apparently forked out somewhere between $15,000 and $50,000 in legal fees to the firm Williams & Connolly, presumably for work connected to his ongoing federal investigation.
While this may seem a pretty penny to most of us (unless we’re lawyers), it begs a question. Why is Ted “My House Was Raided by the FBI and IRS” Stevens paying a paltry $50,000 or less, while Don Young has so far shelled out over $1.1 MILLION with no end in sight?! Seems a tad off balance to me.
Maybe Don didn’t price shop his legal firms very well. Akin Gump Strauss Hauer and Feld must have seen him coming. And yes, one of the partners in Don Young’s legal firm is named Gump. I hope he’s the one that defends him in court. You can’t make this stuff up.
So one point to Ted Stevens for thriftiness. And another point to Ted for paying for his lawyers himself, instead of pillaging his campaign donations like the Don. How sad is it that I feel compelled to give a member of our congressional delegation ethics points for how he pays for the lawyers defending his own heinous corruption. Welcome to Alaska.
And let’s not forget Lisa. While nothing startling was revealed, it’s good that everyone is reminded about the “something’s-rotten-on-the-Kenai-and-it-ain’t-fish” land deal with campaign contributor Bob Penney. If you recall, he sold her a parcel of land for a fraction of it’s actual worth because that’s not the same as a bribe, right? Her snit fit after being found out was ‘FINE. I’ll just give it BACK. I hope you’re all HAPPY!’ (pout stomp stomp stomp) Just because she’s less corrupt than the other two clowns doesn’t mean she’s clean. In the land of the blind the one eye’d (wo)man is king.
When Murkowski was asked about the revision to her disclosure she proclaimed, “We’re completely done with that.” Really. Let’s hope others out there don’t share that sentiment.
Monday, Don Young’s report will be out. Stay tuned…this oughtta be good.
UPDATE: STEVENS LOSES POINT!…..NOT THRIFTY.
Seems that the disclosure from the Stevens camp reflects only the outstanding liability! (slaps self on head) The universe is in balance after all. So we have no way of knowing what the total bill may have been, only what he still owes. He may be another million dollar man for all we know. I confess I am relieved to have been corrected by those wiser and more inside than myself.